Author: Leonard Kreicas
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Utility Pole Revenge
I was getting ready for work when I looked out the window and saw the utility company starting to erect a pole in front of my house. They were going to position it directly in front of my picture window. No way, absolutely no way was I going to permit this. I gulped down my…
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Is This Not True?
Quotes To Live By 100,000 lemmings can’t be wrong. A bachelor can only chase a girl until she catches him. A banker is a person who lends you an umbrella when it is dry and asks for it back when it starts raining. A bird in hand is safer than one overhead. A committee is…
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Quarantine Times
Dealing with social isolation Day 1 – I Can Do This!! Got enough food and wine to last a month! Day 2 – Opening my 8th bottle of Wine. I fear wine supplies might not last! Day 3 – Strawberries: Some have 210 seeds, some have 235 seeds. Who Knew?? Day 4 – 8:00pm. Removed…
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Complete Idiot Description List
Over 300 ways to describe a jerk: how cool is that?
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Blonde With Glass Eye
A man was eating in a fancy restaurant, and there was a gorgeous blonde eating at the next table. He had been checking her out all night, but lacked the nerve to go talk to her. Suddenly she sneezed and her glass eye went flying out of its socket towards the man. With lightning quick…
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Parking Ticket Insults
I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, “Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?” He ignored me and continued writing the…