Author: Leonard Kreicas
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Coast Guard Versus Lighthouse Keepers Boat Race
The Coast Guard Management and the Lighthouse Keepers decided to engage in a boat race. Both teams practised hard and long to reach their peak performance levels. On the big day they felt ready. The Lighthouse Keepers won by a mile! The Management team was discouraged by the loss. Morale sagged. Coast Guard management decided…
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Pilot Flight Preparation
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Johnny Outsmarts His Friends
There was a little boy named Johnny who used to hang out at the local corner market. The owner didn’t know what Johnny’s problem was, but the boys would constantly tease him. They would always comment that he was two bricks shy of a load, or two pickles short of a barrel. To prove it,…
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Rabbi In A Catholic Hospital
A rabbi had a terrible car wreck and was rushed to a local Catholic hospital. After the doctors patched him up, he recuperated in the orthopedic ward for several weeks. As he recovered from his injuries he became friends with the Sister who was a nurse there. One day, she came into his room and…
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Blonde’s New Diet
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least five pounds.” When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by…
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Contractor Does An Estimate
A woman wants the inside of her house painted and she calls a contractor in to give an estimate. They wander around the house, and she points out the colors she wants. She says, “Now, in the living room, I’d like to have a neutral beige, very soft and warm.” The contractor nods, pulls out…