Author: Leonard Kreicas
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Blonde wins prizes
Blonde At The Soda Machine This blonde is at a soda machine and she puts in the money and out comes the soda. She puts in more money and out comes the soda. She does this until there’s soda stacked up all around her. A guy comes up to her and asks, “Why are you…
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Forward Jokes To Friends and Family
Sometimes, we wonder why friends keep forwarding jokes to us without writing a word, maybe this could explain: When you are very busy, but still want to keep in touch, guess what you do – you forward jokes. When you have nothing to say, but still want to keep contact – you forward jokes. When…
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Blonde Old Car Problem
A blonde had a problem trying to sell her old car. Buyers did not like the fact the car had 340,000 miles on it. She discussed the issue with a brunette that she worked with at a bar. The brunette suggested, “There may be a chance to sell that car easier, but it’s not going…
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Very odd phone call
A little old lady gets a phone call one evening to hear a man’s deep voice on the other end saying to her, “I know you. You’d like men to push you down on the bed and rip all your clothes off, lick your body all over and make rough love to you all night…
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Magical Elevator
A boy and his father were visiting a mall for the very first time in their lives. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked,” What is this, dad?” The father (never having seen an elevator) responded,…
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Nerd Hunting Season
A trucker hauling computers and accessories is driving down the highway late one night when he sees a truck stop on the side of the road. He pulls over for a pit stop and approaching the door he sees a sign that says: NO NERDS. He shrugs it off and enters. He’s greeted by the…