Author: Leonard Kreicas
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17 useless trivial facts from decades ago
Gilligan of Gilligan’s Island had a first name that was only used once, on the never-aired pilot show. His first name was Willy. Dr. Seuss and Kurt Vonnegut went to college together. They were even in the same fraternity, where Seuss decorated the fraternity house walls with drawings of his strange characters. The Les Nessman…
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Man caught riding the wrong bicycle
A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient gets the word that he is to return home. He realizes that the one thing he never taught the natives was how to speak English, so he takes the chief and starts walking in the…
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Extreme advertising on a baby
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Case of mistaken identity by florist
A new business was opening and one of the owner’s friends wanted to send flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card. It said, “Rest in Peace.” The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the obvious…
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Painting on the wall: ophthalmologist or gynecologist
A world famous painter started losing her eyesight in the prime of her career. Fearful that she might lose her life as a painter, she went to see the best eye surgeon in the world. After several weeks of delicate surgery and therapy, her eyesight was restored. The painter was so grateful that she decided to…
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Country and Western Song Titles
Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth ‘Cause I’m Kissing You Goodbye Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away? How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You…