Author: Leonard Kreicas
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How an evil leprechaun was fooled by a golfer
The golf course was haunted by a malicious, evil leprechaun who exploited the ambitions of the poorer players. He popped up beside one unfortunate man who was participating in a club competition. “Look,” he said, “if you agree never to court a woman, flirt with a girl or marry, I’ll help you win.” “Done,” shouted…
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List of the 15 funniest complaints to a landlord
The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared. I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfired and burnt my knob off. This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door. The toilet seat is cracked: where do…
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Gentle Thoughts For Today
Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car. There’s always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don’t hurt. When I’m feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor’s dog…
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Top Twenty Signs You’re From New York City
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You secretly envy cabbies for their driving skill. You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building. You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park at 3:30 on…
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13 Additional Warning Labels On Bottles of Alcohol
Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a jerk. Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN. Consumption of alcohol may…
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Nose-Picking Dictionary
Deep Salvage Pick Reminiscent of the deep sea exploration to find the Titanic ship, you probe deep into your nasal passages. Utensil Pick When fingers, and even your thumb, just aren’t enough to get the job done to your satisfaction. Extra Pick When you have been digging for nuggets hours upon hours and suddenly you…