Author: Leonard Kreicas
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Politics: The Whole Truth
1. In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. – John Adams 2. If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. – Mark Twain 3. Suppose…
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Young Woman
What does a woman say if she accidentally passes gas in a crowded restaurant? One evening, a beautiful young woman sat in a restaurant while waiting casually for her date to arrive. Not wanting to take any chances, she decided to make sure that she looked perfect for him. The young woman bent over in her…
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Woman’s questions – answer
When a woman questions a man, “No” is the only answer, while others call for an emphatic and unqualified “Yes.” For these situations elaboration, justification or any attempt to be funny will backfire. Here is a handy guideline: Say “NO” to these: Is there someone else? Do you still fantasize about her? Are you tired…
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18 Funny New Year’s Resolutions
A new years resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. – Anonymous This New Years I’m going to make a resolution I can keep: no dieting all year long. – Melanie White Women get a little more excited about New Years Eve than men do. It’s like an excuse: you…
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Ran Into Ex-Husband
Dealing with ex-husbands who you hate. How to get even with ex-husband.
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Concept of Infinity With A Twist
Blame the teacher, not the student. Student gives a surprising answer to a math quiz.