You are a woman when…

woman's traits exposed

12 Womanly Traits Exposed

  1. You’re a bitch.
  2. When asked, Is something bothering you? Reply NO, then get pissed off when you are believed.
  3. Become attracted to someone because he is outgoing and loves parties, start dating him and immediately expect him to stop this behavior.
  4. Always take an hour longer than promised to prepare for the evening.
  5. Whine.
  6. If you are trying to sleep, it’s because you’re exhausted from your almost superhuman level of daily achievement; if he is trying to sleep, it’s because he is lazy.
  7. If he pays attention to you, he is smothering you.
  8. If he gives you space, he is ignoring you.
  9. Demand to be treated as an equal in everything. Except when paying for meals, plane tickets, concerts, beers, etc., These are required gifts proving his love.
  10. Declare PMS at any given time. If he is knowledgeable about your cycle, tell him you’re irregular from all of the stress of your life.
  11. Remember that any woman who so much as looks at your husband must be labeled a whore and your network of friends must be informed immediately to spread this as quickly as possible.
  12. Make his life miserable by making him feel guilty about doing anything other than catering to your needs.