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12 Womanly Traits Exposed
- You’re a bitch.
- When asked, Is something bothering you? Reply NO, then get pissed off when you are believed.
- Become attracted to someone because he is outgoing and loves parties, start dating him and immediately expect him to stop this behavior.
- Always take an hour longer than promised to prepare for the evening.
- If you are trying to sleep, it’s because you’re exhausted from your almost superhuman level of daily achievement; if he is trying to sleep, it’s because he is lazy.
- If he pays attention to you, he is smothering you.
- If he gives you space, he is ignoring you.
- Demand to be treated as an equal in everything. Except when paying for meals, plane tickets, concerts, beers, etc., These are required gifts proving his love.
- Declare PMS at any given time. If he is knowledgeable about your cycle, tell him you’re irregular from all of the stress of your life.
- Remember that any woman who so much as looks at your husband must be labeled a whore and your network of friends must be informed immediately to spread this as quickly as possible.
- Make his life miserable by making him feel guilty about doing anything other than catering to your needs.