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Husband Discovers Panting Wife Naked On Bed

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A husband comes home early from work early one day, and finds his wife naked panting on his bed.

“Honey,” she said thinking quickly, “I think I’m having a heart attack!”

He immediately calls his family doctor from his cell phone, but he notices his young son crying in the hallway.

He asks his son the reason he’s so upset.

The son told his dad there was stranger in the closet, who had no clothes on.

The husband ran to the closet, opened the door, and his best friend, Charlie, was standing there stark naked.

“Oh man Charlie,” he shouted to him, “my wife is naked on the bed and having a heart attack on the bed and you’re just standing here scaring the kids!”


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