10 Reasons Why Computer Might Be A Male
- They have a lot of data but are still basically clueless.
- A better model is always just around the corner.
- They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
- It is always necessary to have a backup.
- They’ll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
- You want one for work, but when you have one all you do is play games with it.
- In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
- The lights are on but nobody’s home.
- Big power surges knock them out for the night.
- Size DOES matter.
15 reasons why computers behave like women