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10 Reasons Why Computer Might Be A Male

  • They have a lot of data but are still basically clueless.
  • A better model is always just around the corner.keyboard
  • They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
  • It is always necessary to have a backup.
  • They’ll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
  • You want one for work, but when you have one all you do is play games with it.
  • In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
  • The lights are on but nobody’s home.
  • Big power surges knock them out for the night.
  • Size DOES matter.

 

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