Three Piggies went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.

“I would like a Sprite,” said the first piggy.

“I would like a Coke,” said the second piggy.

“I want beer, lots and lots of beer,” said the third piggy.

The drinks were brought out and the waiter took the three piggies’ orders for dinner.

“I want a nice big steak,” said the first piggy.

“I would like the salad plate,” said the second piggy.

“I want beer, lots and lots of beer,” said the third piggy.

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter returned to the table and asked if the three piggies would like any dessert.

“I want a banana split,” said the first piggy.

“I want a cheesecake,” said the second piggy.

“I want beer, lots and lots of beer,” exclaimed the third little piggy.

“Pardon me for asking,” said the waiter to the last piggy,”but why have you only ordered beer all evening?”

The third piggy says, “Well, somebody has to go ‘Wee, wee, wee,’ all the way home!”