Tag: women

  • Ultimate Scuba Tanks

    The best tanks for scuba diving But then who is looking at the diving gear?

  • 50 Things Women Do That Drive Men Crazy

    Do not say what you mean. Ever. Be ambiguous. Always. Cry. Cry often. Tell them it’s their fault. Bring things up that were said, done, or thought months or years ago. Make them apologize for everything. Stash feminine products in their backpacks and in their books as cute reminders that you were thinking of them. […]

  • Man Stalks Two Nuns

     Two Nuns Foil A Stalker Two nuns are walking through a deserted forest. One of them is known as Sister Mathematical (SM) and the other is known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us […]

  • Pending Divorce Interview

    Judge Interviews Woman About Pending Divorce A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.” “No,” he said, “I mean what is the foundation […]

  • Mother Offers Wise Advice To Daughter

    Wise Advice About Marrying An Atheist A daughter arrived home from a date totally disappointed. She told her mom, “Ronnie proposed marriage to me tonight.” The mom said “So what’s to be sad about?” “He told me he was an atheist. But he doesn’t even believe there’s a hell.” The wise mother said, “Marry him […]

  • Fur Coat

    Mom Wants An Expensive Fur Coat A mother and her daughter were strolling through a shopping mall, when the mother spotted an expensive fur coat. “This year,” she says, “I think that I will buy my own present instead of making your dad shop for me.” “But mom,” says the daughter, “some poor, helpless creature […]