Tag: seniors

  • Elderly Driver On I-95

    As an elderly man driving on the highway, his cell phone rang. Answering the phone, he heard his wife urgently warning him, “Kevin, there’s a news flash that a car is going the wrong way on Interstate 95. Please be careful.” “It’s not just one car,” said Kevin. “There are hundreds of them!”

  • Elderly Man Visits The Doctor

    An elderly man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, accompanied by his wife. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the elderly gentleman, “I need a urine and stool sample from you.” Being hard of hearing, he looks at his wife and asks, “What does he want?” His wife answers in […]

  • Quotes From 1957

    People were actually saying these quotes from 1957 If cigarettes keep going up in price, I’m going to quit. A quarter a pack is outrageous. If they raise the minimum wage to $1, nobody will be able to hire help at the store. Kids today are impossible. Those duck tail hair cuts make it impossible […]