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Bumper Stickers About Science

The generation of random numbers is too important to leave to chance. If it ain’t broke, take it apart and fix it. Resistance is futile (if < 1 ohm). Does anal retentive have a hyphen? Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research. Gravity: It’s not just a good idea. It’s the law. Alcohol and […]

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Bob and Betty Hill in Transylvania

Weird things happen when a couple dies in a castle in Transylvania.

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Scientists Debate God

Does Mankind Need God? One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had come a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one scientist to go and tell Him that they were done with Him. The scientist walked up to God and said, “God, we’ve decided that we […]