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Professor tricks his autopsy students

An autopsy professor was giving an introductory lecture to a class of students. Standing over a corpse, he addressed the class. “There are two things you need to make a career in medical forensics. First, you must have no fear.” Having said that, he shoved his finger up the corpse’s anus and licked it. “Now […]

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Advantages of Breast Milk

When asked to list four advantages of breast milk, the student began to compose whatever came into his head and hoped for the best: 1. No need to boil. 2. Never goes sour. 3. Available whenever necessary. So far so good – maybe – but there had to be a fourth advantage of breast milk. […]

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What body part is this?

Find out which human organ can expand to several times its size.

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Candy Kiss For New Boy In Class

A little boy’s first day in school and a teacher was going to play a “guessing game.” She passed out different items to each of the students and proceeded to asked each student what item they received. When it was the new boy’s turn, the teacher gave him a candy kiss. She said, “Do you […]

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Unwritten Rules of Chemistry Lab

If an experiment works, something has gone wrong. When you don’t know what you’re doing, do it neatly. Experiments must be reproduceable, they should fail the same way each time. First draw your curves, then plot your data. Experience is directly proportional to equipment ruined. Always keep a record of your data. It indicates that […]