Tag: relationships

  • Girlfriend 1.0 To Wife 1.0

    Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 “Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs […]

  • True Meanings of Personal Ads

    WOMEN SEEKING MEN “40-ish” = 48 “Adventurous” = Has had more partners than you ever will “Affectionate” = Possessive “Artist” = Unreliable “Athletic” = Flat chested “Average looking” = Ugly “Beautiful” = Pathological liar “Commitment-minded” = Pick out curtains, now! “Communication important” = Just try to get a word in edge-wise “Contagious Smile” = Bring […]

  • Do I Look Fat?

    It is Saturday, a crisp autumn afternoon, and you’re exactly where you should be: stretched out on the couch in front of a televised sporting event. Opening beer number two, relaxed in the knowledge that the pizza you ordered is even now on its way. Nothing could improve this moment, except maybe a bigger television. […]

  • Answers To Woman’s Questions

    When a woman questions a man, “No” is the only answer, while others call for an emphatic and unqualified “Yes.” For these situations elaboration, justification or any attempt to be funny will backfire. Here is a handy guideline: Say “No” to these: Is there someone else? Do you still fantasize about her? Are you tired […]

  • Riddles By Women

    Some riddles by women,  or questions by women will always get a guy in trouble. “Which shoe looks better?” This raises the question of why she’s asking you at all. She knows you have no idea which shoes look better, and she knows you don’t care, so why does she want your opinion? This is […]