Tag: police

  • What To Do With Drunk Biker

    Two Drunk Bikers In Back Of Bar A policeman cruising past a bar after closing time notices two motor bikes still parked out front. He goes around the back of the pub only to find two drunk bikers, one with his fingers up the ass of the other. “So, what’s going on here?”, the cop […]

  • Woman Driver Has Contacts

    A policeman stops a woman driver and asks for her driver’s license. The cop points out, “Miss, your license that you should be wearing glasses.” The woman innocently answered, “Well, I have contacts.” The policeman angrily said, “I don’t care who you know! You’re getting a ticket!”