Tag: men

  • Rules For Return From Combat Duty

    SOLDIERS RETURNING HOME FROM MILITARY DUTY World War II edition 20 September 1944 SUBJECT: Indoctrination for Troops Returning to the United States TO: All Units In compliance with current policies for rotation of armed forces overseas it is directed that in order to maintain the high standard of character of the American Soldier and to […]

  • Men Are Like

    Complete List of “Men Are Like” Definitions Bananas The older they get, the less firm they become. Bank accounts Once they withdraw, they lose interest. Bike Helmets Handy in emergencies, otherwise they look ridiculous. Blenders You need one, but you’re not quite sure why. Cement After getting laid, they take a long time to get […]

  • Do I Look Fat?

    It is Saturday, a crisp autumn afternoon, and you’re exactly where you should be: stretched out on the couch in front of a televised sporting event. Opening beer number two, relaxed in the knowledge that the pizza you ordered is even now on its way. Nothing could improve this moment, except maybe a bigger television. […]

  • Riddles By Women

    Some riddles by women,  or questions by women will always get a guy in trouble. “Which shoe looks better?” This raises the question of why she’s asking you at all. She knows you have no idea which shoes look better, and she knows you don’t care, so why does she want your opinion? This is […]

  • The Know It All

    There once was a guy named Tony. He was sitting in the stands at Yankee Stadium one day when Robinson Cano hit a home run. He told the guy next to him, Sam, that he knew everyone. Sam seriously doubted this and bet twenty dollars Tony did not know Robinson Cano. So, after the game, […]

  • Gigolo Inherits Fortune

    Mistaken Identity Makes Man Wealthy Bob and his buddy Jack decided to go skiing for their spring break. They loaded up Bob’s minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard and pulled into a nearby farm. They asked the attractive lady who answered the door if […]