Tag: men

  • She Said, He Said

    Let’s say a guy named Roger is attracted to a woman named Elaine. He asks her out to a movie; she accepts; they have a pretty good time. A few nights later he asks her out to dinner, and again they enjoy themselves. They continue to see each other regularly, and after a while neither […]

  • Man Complains To Doctor

    The man told his doctor that he wasn’t able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said, “Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me.” “Well, in plain English,” the doctor replied, “you’re just a […]

  • 50 Things Women Do That Drive Men Crazy

    Do not say what you mean. Ever. Be ambiguous. Always. Cry. Cry often. Tell them it’s their fault. Bring things up that were said, done, or thought months or years ago. Make them apologize for everything. Stash feminine products in their backpacks and in their books as cute reminders that you were thinking of them. […]

  • Hospital Waiting Room

    Nervous Fathers In Hospital Waiting Room While four wives are in the hospital’s delivery room, the nervous fathers are in the hospital waiting room. After about 30 minutes, the nurse arrives and tells the first husband, “Congratulations! You are the father of twins.” “What a coincidence!” the man said with obvious pride, “I work in […]

  • Man Stalks Two Nuns

     Two Nuns Foil A Stalker Two nuns are walking through a deserted forest. One of them is known as Sister Mathematical (SM) and the other is known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us […]

  • What To Do With Drunk Biker

    Two Drunk Bikers In Back Of Bar A policeman cruising past a bar after closing time notices two motor bikes still parked out front. He goes around the back of the pub only to find two drunk bikers, one with his fingers up the ass of the other. “So, what’s going on here?”, the cop […]