Painful Urine Test
Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly. 2nd Child: “Why are you crying?” 1st Child: “I came here for a blood test.” 2nd Child: “So? Are you afraid?” 1st Child: “No. Not that. For the blood test, they cut my finger.” At this, the second one started crying. […]
Evils of Marjuana
Marijuana and Munchies A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic of the lecture, and on to his favorite subject: the evils of marijuana. Off he went one day into his inventory of horrors. “Used regularly,” he explained, “Pot can cause psychic disorientation, sterility, cancer and castration!” “Now wait a minute, professor,” […]
Hospital Waiting Room
Nervous Fathers In Hospital Waiting Room While four wives are in the hospital’s delivery room, the nervous fathers are in the hospital waiting room. After about 30 minutes, the nurse arrives and tells the first husband, “Congratulations! You are the father of twins.” “What a coincidence!” the man said with obvious pride, “I work in […]
May I Take Your Order?
McDonalds Appeals To Kids An friend of mine, who is a physician, told her story about her four-year-old daughter’s McDonalds experience. On the way to preschool, she left her stethoscope on the car seat when her little girl picked it up and began playing with it. At first my friend was excited that her daughter […]