Tag: idiots

  • Engineer Solves Guillotine Problem

    Once upon a time there lived three men: a doctor, a merchant, and an engineer, who had all offended the king in some manner and were sentenced to die via a guillotine on the same day. The day of the execution arrived, and the doctor was led up to the guillotine. As he strapped the […]

  • Last Cigarette

    A tremendous explosion happened in a gunpowder factory, and after all the debris had been cleared an inquiry began. One of the few survivors was asked for his statement. “Okay Simpson,” said the investigator, “you were near the scene, what happened?” “Well, it’s like this. Old Virgil Collins was in the mixing room, when I […]

  • Running A Red Light

    One evening, Homer picked up Honey at a local watering hole. They were on their way to his apartment when the traffic light suddenly turned red from green. Homer pressed his foot on the accelerator and ran the red light. Honey asked, “Why did you do that?” Homer casually said, “Ain’t nothin’, my brother does […]

  • Walking On Water

    Man Walks On Water It seems that Kevin’s father, grandfather and great grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 21st birthday. On that day, they’d walk across the lake to the boat club for their first legal drink. So when Kevin’s 21st birthday came around, he and his pal Corky took […]