Tag: gender

  • Every Object Has A Gender

    Ziploc Bags are Male: they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. Copiers are Female: once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It’s an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed. A Tire is Male: it goes bald […]

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