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Driving Exam Fails
The following are some of REAL answers on a driving exam given by the California Department of Transportation’s now defunct Saturday Traffic School. Needless to say these were driving exam fails. Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can’t see my license plate. Q: Who has […]
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Credit Card Expenses
Some credit card expenses by a man you will never see in a commercial on television. Cover charge at hotel nightclub: $15.00 Round of drinks for visitors: $23.00 Table dance: $30.00 Another order of drinks: $23.00 Couch dance and tips: $50.00 More shots of alcohol to loosen up: $34.00 A final serving of drinks for all: $23.00 […]
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Drunk Man Staggers Into Bar
Bartender refuses to serve an obviously drunk man A guy walks through front door of a neighborhood bar. Clearly a drunk man, he staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender politely informs him that it seems he has already had […]
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Alcoholic Checklist
33-point Alcoholic Checklist For Loved Ones If you spot your spouse, friend, co-worker, acquaintance doing some of the following things on this checklist, then chances are he is an alcoholic. (The following applies to the ladies also: just replace the he with a she.) He said he won’t drink anymore. Well, not anymore than he […]
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Giant Cockroach Visits Joe
Why did giant cockroach hurt Joe? Joe finally goes to his family doctor to find out why a huge cockroach kept on beating him up. Find out the doctor’s strange explanation. Every night Joe would go down to the liquor store, get a six pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV. […]
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Jamaican Tourist In Australia
Jamaican tourist gets his revenge on a local Australian A Jamaican tourist was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a Australian café when an local Australian, chewing gum, sat next to him. The Jamaican politely ignored the Australian, who, started up a conversation anyway. The Australian snapped his gum and said, “You Jamaican […]