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Real-Life Courtroom Testimony

Dumb questions and answers by lawyers and witnesses during the trial. Actual courtroom testimony from trials.

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Police Evidence Locker Room

How safe are police evidence lockers? A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial. Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene? A: No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender running several blocks away. Q: Officer, who provided this description? A: The […]

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Funny courtroom testimony

Courtroom testimony you will not believe. The following courtroom testimony is too funny to be true. Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in New York? A. I refuse to answer that question. Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in Chicago? A. I refuse to answer that question. […]