Tag: bumper stickers

  • Fifty Two One-Line Jokes

    Have Fun With These One-Line Jokes All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. OK, so what’s the speed of dark? How do you tell when you’re out […]

  • 30 Men-Bashing One-line Jokes

    Men-Bashing Laundry List Presenting your complete list of men-bashing questions and answers. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them. Why did the man cross the road? He heard the chicken was a slut. Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time. […]

  • Bumper Sticker Sayings

    Enjoy These Bumper Stickers Comments on life in a few words The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette. I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them. Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive. […]