Tag: truisms
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Bumper Stickers About Health and Fitness
Health and Fitness The Bumper Sticker Method If you are what you eat, I’m fast, cheap and easy. So many cats, so few recipes. Save the trees: wipe your butt with an owl. EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip-mine the other planets later. I don’t have a beer gut: I have a protective covering for my rock…
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Bumper Stickers About People
The trouble with the gene pool is that there’s no lifeguard. You say I’m a bitch like it’s a bad thing. So many stupid people, and so few asteroids. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you…
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Bumper Stickers About Science
The generation of random numbers is too important to leave to chance. If it ain’t broke, take it apart and fix it. Resistance is futile (if < 1 ohm). Does anal retentive have a hyphen? Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research. Gravity: It’s not just a good idea. It’s the law. Alcohol and…
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I Have Learned
I’ve learned That you cannot make someone love you: all you can do is stalk them until they panic and give in. I’ve learned That no matter how much I care, some people are just idiots. I’ve learned That you shouldn’t compare yourself to others: they are more screwed up than you think. I’ve learned…
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10 random thoughts
Top ten thoughts from 2009.
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20 funny quotes for the day
Have you ever noticed…. Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? –George Carlin You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 today and we don’t know where the heck she is. –Ellen…