Tag: bumper stickers

  • Bumper Sticker Wisdom

    And now reality as defined by BUMPER STICKER WISDOM According to my calculations, the problem doesn’t exist. Caution – Driver Legally Blonde! Few women admit their age; few men act it. I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian. I Haven’t Lost My Mind, It’s Backed Up […]

  • Found on bumper stickers

    Bumper Sticker Sayings CATS: The other white meat Dain bramaged Driver carries no cash – he’s married Don’t be sexist – broads hate that Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway Body by Nautilus; brain by Mattel Boldly going nowhere Honk if you’ve never seen an Uzi fired from a car window! How many roads must […]

  • Life explained by bumper sticker quotes

    Life Explained by bumper sticker quotes A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance. Allow me to introduce my selves. Being “over the hill” is much better than being under it! Carpe Diem = Seize the day. Carp In Denim = Fish in pants. Chaos, panic, and disorder – my work here […]

  • 23 Daffynitions

    Daffynitions for common words from the creative mind Arbitrator \ar’-bi-tray-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable \uh-voy’-duh-buhl\: What a bullfighter tries to do. Baloney \buh-lo’-nee\: Where some hemlines fall Bernadette \burn’-a-det\: The act of torching a mortgage Burglarize \bur’-gler-ize\: What a crook sees with Control \kon-trol’\: A short, ugly inmate Counterfeiters […]

  • In Other Words

    New meanings for old words Tired of the same old meaning for a word? Give a new twist to a word with your own interpretation, such as: Abdicate, v.: To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. Carcinoma, n.: A valley in California notable for its heavy smog. Esplanade, v.: To attempt […]

  • Classic One-Line Jokes

    These funny one-line jokes have withstood the test of time. Here is a sampling of jokes on marriage, men and women: sometimes they mix in the funniest ways. In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested. […]