Tag: bumper stickers

  • Bumper Stickers About Religion

    The meek shall inherit the earth, after we’re through with it. If God is within, I hope he likes enchiladas! Jesus saves. He uses double coupons. Jesus loves you. But I’m his favorite. Jesus loves you! Everybody else thinks you’re a jerk. I found Jesus – he was behind the sofa all the time. Thank […]

  • Bumper Stickers About Politics

    Frodo failed. Donald Trump has the ring. If you can read this, you’re not the president. The last time politics and religion were mixed, people were burned at the stake. Vote Democrat – it’s easier than working! Vote Republican – it’s easier than thinking! In America, anyone can be president. That’s one of the risks […]

  • Bumper Stickers About Careers and Success

    Keep on working, millions on welfare depend on you! I didn’t climb to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian! Excess is never too much in moderation. Lawyers have feelings too (allegedly). Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil. To err is human, to blame it on […]

  • 16 notices that will make you laugh

    You need to see these 16 notices to believe them. In a Laundromat: Automatic washing machines: Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out Notice in a field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges Notice in a dry cleaner’s window: Anyone leaving their garments here […]

  • Did You Know

    Psychiatrists say that one of four people are mentally ill. Check three friends. If they’re OK, you’re it. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer. Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check. A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn. It has recently […]

  • T-Shirt Quotes

    Filthy, Stinking, Rich — Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad Upon the Advice of My Attorney, My Shirt Bears No Message at This Time Happiness Is Seeing Your Mother-in-law on a Milk Carton Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up My Husband and I Married for […]