Speeding Female Driver
A female driver was pulled over by a state trooper for speeding.
He told her to get out of the car, and noticed she appeared to be putting something in her mouth as she stepped out of her vehicle.
Figuring that the driver was putting away some type of illegal substance, the patrolman asked her, “Did I just see you swallow something just now?”
She replied, “Yep, that was my birth control pill.”
“A birth control pill?” asked the trooper.
The female driver explained to him, “Yep, when I saw your light, I knew I was going to get screwed.”
In a way she was totally right.