20 Classic blonde jokes from
the days of Marilyn Monroe.

1. She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
2. At the bottom of the application where it says “sign here,” she put Sagittarius.
3. If she spoke her mind, she’d be speechless.
4. When she heard that 90% of all crimes were around the home, she moved.
5. She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
6. She thought a quarterback was a refund.
7. She tripped over the cordless phone.
8. She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
9. She told someone to meet her at the corner of WALK and DON’T WALK.
10. She tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
11. She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
12. She thought General Motors was in the Army.
13. She thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
14. She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because
    it said concentrate.
15. She told her friend to meet her at the corner of “Walk” and
    “Don’t walk.”
16. It takes her two hours to watch “60 Minutes”.
17. She studied for a blood test and failed.
18. When she saw the “NC-17 — Under 17 not admitted,” she
    went home and got 16 friends.
19. She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
20. When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said “Airport
    Left” she turned around and went back home.