20 Classic blonde jokes from
the days of Marilyn Monroe.
- She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
- At the bottom of the application where it says “sign here,” she put Sagittarius.
- If she spoke her mind, she’d be speechless.
- When she heard that 90% of all crimes were around the home, she moved.
- She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
- She thought a quarterback was a refund.
- She tripped over the cordless phone.
- She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
- She told someone to meet her at the corner of WALK and DON’T WALK.
- She tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
- She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
- She thought General Motors was in the Army.
- She thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
- She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because
it said concentrate.
- She told her friend to meet her at the corner of “Walk” and
- It takes her two hours to watch “60 Minutes”.
- She studied for a blood test and failed.
- When she saw the “NC-17 — Under 17 not admitted,” she
went home and got 16 friends.
- She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
- When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said “Airport
Left” she turned around and went back home.