Murphy’s Rules of Partying

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Secret rules of partying

The unwritten truths for having a fun time during parties.

  • Partying: abstain from wine, women, and song, but mostly song.
  • Never have sex with a stranger unless you are stranger than them.
  • Never argue with a women when she’s tired – or rested.
  • A woman never forgets the men she could have had – for a man, it’s the women he couldn’t have.
  • During partying, it’s better to be looked over than overlooked.
  • Don’t say no, say maybe, say any old thing, say come back in the spring, but don’t say no.
  • A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn’t love her.
  • People playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.
  • Beauty is skin deep, but ugly goes right to the bone.
  • Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation and the other eight are unimportant.
  • When partying, don’t do it if you can’t keep it up.