You Know This Is A Redneck Computer When….

1. The mouse is referred to as a “critter.”
2. The keyboard is camouflaged.
3. There is a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.
4. There is a gun rack mounted on the central processing unit.
5. The password is, “bubba.”
6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
7. Outgoing faxes have beer stains on them.
8. The printer goes really slow since Bubba don’t read too fast.
9. The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts installed in them.
10. The menus all have Budweiser, Black Label, and Old Milwaukee options.
11. The monitor is up on blocks.
12. Seven blue tick hounds under the desk.
13. Deer jerky in the desk drawer.
14. The six front keys have rotted out.
15. The screen saver consists of pictures of Ned Beatty with dueling banjos playing in the background.