Farmer buries dead politicians
A busload of politicians were heading down a long and curving dangerous country road, when all of a sudden, the bus skidded off the road and crashed into a tree on an old farmer’s field.
The old farmer, after hearing the awful impact, went over to look at the damaged bus and its passengers.
Seeing no survivors, he decided to bury them in a politician’s graveyard, and proceeded to create one for the unfortunate riders on the doomed bus.
A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the bus wreck, and asked the farmer where all the politicians were.
The old farmer said he created a politician’s graveyard for the recently deceased victims of the bus tragedy.
The sheriff asked the old farmer, “Were ALL of them dead?”
The old farmer replied, “Well, some of them said they weren’t, but you know how them politicians lie.”