A sailor meets a pirate with an eye-patch in a bar, and they take turns to tell their adventures on the high seas.

The sailor sees the pirate has a peg-leg, hook and an eye patch.

The sailor asks him, “How did you end up with the peg-leg?”

The pirate answers, “I was in a storm at sea, and swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off.”

“Wow!” said the sailor. “What about the hook”?

The pirate told the sailor, “I was boarding an enemy ship and battling the other men with our swords. One of them cut my hand off.”

“Oh my God!” remarked the sailor. “How did you get the eye patch”?

The pirate told hime, “A seagull dropping fell into my eye.”

“You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?”

“Well,” said the pirate, ” it was my first day with the hook.”