4 examples of idiots in action.

These events happened in real life, however bizarre or odd but true they actually were.

NUMBER 1

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.

At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers.

A minute later they were both eaten by a killer whale.

NUMBER 2

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle.

Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current she whacked him with a handy plank of wood by the back door, breaking his arm in two places.

A shame as he had merely been listening to his iPod.

NUMBER 3

Two animal-rights protesters were demonstrating because of the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn for the pigs to die.

Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two clueless victims to their death.

NUMBER 4

Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn’t pay enough postage on a letter bomb.

It came back with “Return To Sender” stamped on it.

You guessed it, he opened it and said a fond farewell to his face.