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No Dogs Allowed

no dogs allowed sign

A man with a doberman pinscher was walking down the street with his friend who also had a dog, a chihuahua.

The man walking his doberman pinscher says to his friend, “I’m hungry. Let’s go over to that restaurant and grab a bite.”

The fellow with the chihuahua says, “We can’t go in there. There’s a ‘No Dogs Allowed’ sign by the door!'”

The first man tells his friend, “No problem, just follow my lead.”

As they walk over to the restaurant, the man with the doberman pinscher puts on a pair of dark glasses, and starts to enter the place.

The maitre d’ at the door tells him, “Sorry, but didn’t you notice the “No Dogs Allowed” sign posted outside?”

“Oh, you don’t understand. This is my seeing-eye dog.”

“A doberman pinscher is not a seeing-eye dog!”

The man insists, “Why people are using them now because they’re so good.”

The maitre d’ relents and says, “Okay, come on in.”

His friend with the chihuahua figures, “What the heck,” puts on a pair of dark glasses and starts to walk into the restaurant.

The maitre d’ also informs him the restaurant has a “No Dogs Allowed” policy.

The guy with the chihuahua says, “You don’t understand. This is my seeing-eye dog.”

The maitre d’ asks him, “A chihuahua?”

The man retorts, “You mean they gave me a chihuahua?”