17 Trivial Facts
Pigs Have More Fun
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (hardly seems worth it!)
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (now that’s more like it!)
A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (in my next life I want to be a pig!)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (still not over that pig thing!)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for fun. Is that why Flipper was always smiling? (and, why isn’t the pig included this list?)
On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.(Hmmmmm…..)
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. (Too bad)
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (and which university paid for this research – and how did they get the beer bottles so small???)
Polar bears are left handed. (who knew….?, who cares!)
A cockroach will live nine days without it’s head, before it STARVES to death.
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to it’s body. The female initiates sex by ripping the males head off.
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (in my next life I still want to be a pig…quality over quantity!)
Butterflies taste with their feet. (Oh, geed! Toejam in the food!)
Elephants are the only animals that can’t jump. (Who needs to jump when you’re big enough to tell people to move or else…)
An ostrich’s eye is bigger than it’s brain. (I know some people like that)
Starfish don’t have brains. (I know some people like that, too!)