Your life explained by these laws of nature.
Ultimate guide to staying sane in an insane world.
In any organisation, there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person should be fired.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
When the going gets tough, everyone leaves.
O’Reilly’s Law of the kitchen:
Cleanliness is next to impossible.
First Rule of History:
History doesn’t repeat itself, historians merely repeat each other.
Oliver’s Law of Location:
No matter where you go, there you are.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
Everybody lies, but it doesn’t matter since nobody listens.
Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
Handy Guide to Modern Science:
If it’s green or wriggles, it’s biology.
If it stinks, it’s chemistry
If it doesn’t work, it’s physics.
Green’s Law of Debate:
Anything is possible if you don’t know what you’re talking about.
Stewart’s Law of Retroaction:
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
Virtue is its own punishment.
If the shoe fits, its ugly.
When we try to separate anything out by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the universe.
Glyme’s Formula for Success:
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
Mason’s First Law of Synergism:
The one day you’d sell your birthright for something, birthrights are a glut.