Kids Swear At Home
A 7-year old and a 4-year old are upstairs in their bedroom.
“You know what?” says the 7-year old. “I think it’s about time we start swearing.”
The 4-year old nodded his head in approval at the idea.
“When we go downstairs for breakfast, I’m gonna say hell, and you say ass, okay?”
The 4-year old kid agrees with enthusiasm to begin to swear to mom.
The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7-year old what he wants for breakfast.
The kid swears to mom, “Aw, hell mom, I’ll have some Cheerios.”
WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the floor, got up and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.
The mother looked at the 4-year old and asked with a stern voice, “and what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?”
The kid swears back, “I don’t know, but you can bet your ass it won’t be Cheerios.”