New meanings for old words
Tired of the same old meaning for a word?
Give a new twist to a word with your own interpretation, such as:
To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
A valley in California notable for its heavy smog.
To attempt an explanation while drunk.
Appalled over how much weight you’ve gained.
A condition in which you, while still only half awake, answer the door in your nightie.
To walk with a lisp.
An olive-flavored mouthwash.
A very rude bus driver.
A person who is coughed upon.
The emergency vehicle that picks you up after you’re run over by a steamroller.
A rapidly receding hairline.
Practical jokes done by men studying for the priesthood, including such things as gluing the pages of the priest’s prayer book together just before vespers.
The formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before the examination.
A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.
The opening in the front of boxer shorts.