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Husband finds out awful truth

What happens at home when a husband is out fishing. Wife makes a bad remark to her husband.

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Rainy day leads husband to surprising discovery

A woman’s husband leaves his home every Saturday morning to go fishing.

He gets up early and eager, makes his lunch, hooks up his boat and off he goes, all day long.

Well, one Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, makes his lunch, puts on his long johns, grabs the dog, goes to the garage to hook up his boat to the truck, and down the driveway he goes.

As he leaves his garage he sees rain pouring down – a torrential downpour.

Snow mixes with rain, and the wind gusts at a brisk 50 mph.

Minutes later, he returns to the garage, comes back into the house and turns on the TV to the weather channel.

He finds it’s going to be bad weather all day long, so he puts his boat back in the garage, quietly undresses and slips back into bed.

There he cuddles up to his wife’s back, now with a different anticipation, and whispers, “The weather out there is terrible.”

To which she sleepily replies, “Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in weather like that?”