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Female Beer Hormones?

Scientists have suggested the possibility of female beer hormones.

female beer hormonesMen should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent scientific analysis of the effects of men consuming  excessive amounts of beer.

The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.

To test the conclusion, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each.

It was then observed that all of the men developed the following traits:

  • gained weight
  • talked excessively without making sense
  • became overly emotional
  • couldn’t drive
  • failed to think rationally
  • argued over nothing
  • refused to apologize when wrong
  • low sex drive
  • lower energy
  • man boobs
  • abdominal fat.

No further testing is planned on how beer hormones affect male or female behavior.

Beer does have some redeeming qualities when imbibed in moderation.

As Ben Franklin said, “Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”