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Emergency Room Patch

emergency room patch empties room

How my emergency room patch emptied the waiting room.

The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room at my local hospital.

Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Air Force fatigues and stuck a patch that I had downloaded off the Internet onto the front of my shirt.

Then I went into the emergency room and noticed that all of the people got up and left.

I guess they decided that they weren’t that sick after all.

Saved me at least three hours off my waiting time.

Here’s an image of the emergency room patch for you to do as you please.

Feel free to use it the next time you’re in need of quicker hospital emergency room service.

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