Category: One-Liners

  • Business Wisdom

    Practical business wisdom for your career. Democracy is that form of government where everybody gets what the majority deserves. Diplomacy is the ability to tell someone to “get lost” in such a way that they look forward to the trip. Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else have your way. Diplomacy is the art […]

  • In Other Words

    New meanings for old words Tired of the same old meaning for a word? Give a new twist to a word with your own interpretation, such as: Abdicate, v.: To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. Carcinoma, n.: A valley in California notable for its heavy smog. Esplanade, v.: To attempt […]

  • Classic One-Line Jokes

    These funny one-line jokes have withstood the test of time. Here is a sampling of jokes on marriage, men and women: sometimes they mix in the funniest ways. In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested. […]

  • Lawyer One-Line Jokes

    Very Funny Lawyer One-Liners Q: What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention? A: The caterer. Q: What’s the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull? A: Lipstick. Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100? A: Your Honor. Q: What do you call a […]

  • Ultimate WASP Joke Collection

    WASP is short for the White Anglo-Saxon Protestants. They fancy themselves as setting the standards of American values as we practice them today. They are generally seen as a tightly-knit group who see outsiders as a threat to their power base and having a limited tolerance for them. Enjoy the following collection of one-line jokes […]