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WTF Observations

Why do people press harder on a remote control when the batteries are getting weaker? Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough? Why do people believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why do […]

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Quotes From 1957

People were actually saying these quotes from 1957 If cigarettes keep going up in price, I’m going to quit. A quarter a pack is outrageous. If they raise the minimum wage to $1, nobody will be able to hire help at the store. Kids today are impossible. Those duck tail hair cuts make it impossible […]

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Timeless Hollywood Squares Quotes

Peter Marshall moderated the beloved Hollywood Squares TV show because the panelists gave such great come-back lines to his questions. Enjoy these Hollywood Squares quotes from panelists such as Charley Weaver, Paul Lynde, Rose Marie, Vincent Price, George Gobel, Red Foxx, Ed Asner and more. Peter Marshall: Which of your five senses tends to diminish […]

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Diet Cheater’s Rules

If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are cancelled out by the diet soda. When you eat with someone else, calories don’t count if you don’t eat more than they do. […]

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Unwritten Rules of Chemistry Lab

If an experiment works, something has gone wrong. When you don’t know what you’re doing, do it neatly. Experiments must be reproduceable, they should fail the same way each time. First draw your curves, then plot your data. Experience is directly proportional to equipment ruined. Always keep a record of your data. It indicates that […]

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Quick Guide To Flying

23 Rules of┬áLearning How To Fly If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If you pull the stick back, they get smaller. That is, unless you keep pulling the stick all the way back, then they get bigger again. Flying isn’t dangerous: crashing is. It’s always better to be down here wishing […]