- Keep on working, millions on welfare depend on you!
- I didn’t climb to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian!
- Excess is never too much in moderation.
- Lawyers have feelings too (allegedly).
- Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
- To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.
- Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
- I’m going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.
- Anything not worth doing is not worth doing well.
- Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
- Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear.
- Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
- I R S: We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got.
- Where there’s a will, I want to be in it.
- It’s lonely at the top, but you eat better.
- All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.