Found on bumper stickers

bumper sticker about married man

Bumper Sticker Sayings

CATS: The other white meat

Dain bramaged

Driver carries no cash – he’s married

Don’t be sexist – broads hate that

Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway

Body by Nautilus; brain by Mattel

Boldly going nowhere

Honk if you’ve never seen an Uzi fired from a car window!

How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?

I’m an imbecile and I vote

Money Isn’t Everything – But it Sure Keeps the Kids In Touch

If you lived in your car, you’d be home by now

Saw it – Wanted it – Had a fit – Got it!

WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition

100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?

Your gene pool needs a little chlorine.

Jesus is coming! Look busy!

Save Your Breath – You’ll need it to blow up your date!

My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom

Grow your own dope, plant a man

All Men Are Animals – Some Just Make Better Pets

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

BEER: It’s not just for breakfast anymore.

All men are idiots – I married their king.

IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got.