Bumper Sticker Sayings
CATS: The other white meat
Driver carries no cash – he’s married
Don’t be sexist – broads hate that
Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway
Body by Nautilus; brain by Mattel
Boldly going nowhere
Honk if you’ve never seen an Uzi fired from a car window!
How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?
I’m an imbecile and I vote
Money Isn’t Everything – But it Sure Keeps the Kids In Touch
If you lived in your car, you’d be home by now
Saw it – Wanted it – Had a fit – Got it!
WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition
100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?
Your gene pool needs a little chlorine.
Jesus is coming! Look busy!
Save Your Breath – You’ll need it to blow up your date!
My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom
Grow your own dope, plant a man
All Men Are Animals – Some Just Make Better Pets
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
BEER: It’s not just for breakfast anymore.
All men are idiots – I married their king.
IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got.