- The AOL car would have a top speed of 40 mph yet have a 200 mph speedometer.
- The AOL car would come equipped with a new and fantastic 8-track tape player.
- The car would often refuse to start and owners would just expect this and try again later.
- The windshield would have an extra dark tint to protect the driver from seeing better cars.
- AOL would sell the same model car year after year and claim it’s a new model.
- Every now and then the brakes on the AOL car would just “lock-up” for no apparent reason.
- The AOL car would have a very plain body style but would have lots of pretty colors and lights.
- The AOL car would have only one door but it would have five extra seats for family members.
- Anyone dissatisfied could return the car but must continue to make payments for six months.
- If an AOL car owner received three parking tickets AOL would take the car off of them.
- The AOL car would have an AOL cell phone that can only talk to other AOL cell phones.
- AOL would pass a new car law forbidding AOL car owners from driving near other car dealerships.
- AOL car mechanics would have no experience in car repair.
- Younger AOL car drivers would be able to make other people’s AOL cars stall just for fun.
- It would not be possible to upgrade your AOL car stereo.