1. The AOL car would have a top speed of 40 mph yet have a 200 mph speedometer.
  2. The AOL car would come equipped with a new and fantastic 8-track tape player.
  3. The car would often refuse to start and owners would just expect this and try again later.
  4. The windshield would have an extra dark tint to protect the driver from seeing better cars.
  5. AOL would sell the same model car year after year and claim it’s a new model.
  6. Every now and then the brakes on the AOL car would just “lock-up” for no apparent reason.
  7. The AOL car would have a very plain body style but would have lots of pretty colors and lights.
  8. The AOL car would have only one door but it would have five extra seats for family members.
  9. Anyone dissatisfied could return the car but must continue to make payments for six months.
  10. If an AOL car owner received three parking tickets AOL would take the car off of them.
  11. The AOL car would have an AOL cell phone that can only talk to other AOL cell phones.
  12. AOL would pass a new car law forbidding AOL car owners from driving near other car dealerships.
  13. AOL car mechanics would have no experience in car repair.
  14. Younger AOL car drivers would be able to make other people’s AOL cars stall just for fun.
  15. It would not be possible to upgrade your AOL car stereo.