What does a young woman say if she accidentally passes gas in a crowded restaurant?
One evening, a beautiful young woman sat in a restaurant while waiting casually for her date to arrive.
Not wanting to take any chances, she decided to make sure that she looked perfect for him.
The young woman bent over in her chair to get a make-up mirror from her purse.
Just as the waiter walks up, she accidentally passes gas quite loudly.
The young woman immediately sat up straight, embarrassed and red faced, because she was convinced that everyone in the crowded restaurant had heard her indiscreet act.
She turns quickly to the waiter and says to him, “Stop That!”
The waiter looks at her and calmly replies, “Sure miss. Which way was it headed?”