What happens when a person turns 50+.
Q: Where can men over the age of 50 find young, sexy, women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore under fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you’re handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you’re pregnant.
Q: Where do 50+ year old people look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year old persons when they enter antique stores?
A: “I remember these!”