You Are Blonde If…

Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
It took her months to figure out she could use it at night.

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
“Look! They spelled MACY’S wrong!”

Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice?
Because it said “concentrate”

Why can’t blondes take coffee breaks?
They’re too hard to retrain.

What do you call 9 blondes standing in a circle?
A dope ring.

Why can’t blondes be pharmacists?
Because they can’t fit the bottle in the typewriter.

What’s the definition of eternity?
4 blondes at a 4-way stop.

What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the ocean?
An air pocket.

What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A whine cellar.

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?
“This goes in front”

What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
“OH, LOOK!! Donut seeds!!”

What do you see when you look into a blonde’s eyes?
The back of her head

What is it when a blonde blows into another blondes ear?
Data transfer

Why did the blonde ask her friends to save burned-out light bulbs?
She needed them for the darkroom she was building.