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Wife Gets Every Her Wish By Her Husband

Wife gets everything wants, but then there’s a catch.

MAN: “Hello” 

WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club? 

MAN: “Yes” 

WOMAN: “I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. 

It’s only $10,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”

MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.” 

WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2019 models. I saw one I really liked.”

MAN: “How much?” 

WOMAN: “$200,000

MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.” 

WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing…the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking only $1,950,000”

MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $1,900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand if it’s really a pretty good price.”

WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!” 

MAN: “Bye! I love you, too.” 

The man hangs up. The other men in the place are staring at him in astonishment at what he said.

He turns and asks the guys: “Anyone know who this phone belongs to?”